MAGGIE

SENIOR CONCIERGE

Maggie may only grace us with her presence on Saturdays, but don’t let the part-time hours fool you, she’s a full-time force.

With nearly a decade of High Brow magic under her belt, she runs the weekend front like a Virgo on a mission: organized, unbothered, and three steps ahead. When she’s not managing the occasional Saturday madness with her signature sass, she’s deep into a true crime binge or tending to her cats (who definitely think they run the place).

She’s sharp, she’s loyal, and she’s not here for the small talk, unless it’s about your cats or your favorite murder doc.